Colonial Standards

Established by our esteemed Council of Elders (a.k.a. The Council of Elders with a Vast Amount of Power and Influence)

Standard 1: All Pigs Must Be Fed

It is hereby decreed that all swine within the colonies shall be provided with an endless supply of slop and gruel.

Update: Slop and Gruel Revised

Standard 2: The Council Shall Decide What's for Dinner

By order of the Council of Elders, the dinner menu shall be dictated solely by our whims and fancies.

Update: New Dinner Options

Standard 3: All Residents Must Wear Colonial Attire

Failure to don the approved colonial regalia shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: ridicule, scorn, and/or forced viewing of the 3 o'clock drill.

Update: New Regalia Colors
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