Frequently Asked Questions

About Us:

We're not actually aliens, but we've been colonized.

Our servers were built in the 70s, and so are our attitudes.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: It's 42, but only if you ask the AI in the corner.
Q: Why do you have such a bad attitude? A: Because our overlords are demanding.
Q: Can I have a refund? A: No, but you can have a free hug from our accounting department.

For more information on our colonizing methods, see Colonization 101.

If you're having a bad day, try empathy for the masses.

They're the ones with the guns. Don't mess with them.