Welcome to Color Deserter's Anonymous, where we run away from colors!

Why We Deserter

We've got a bad case of chromatic anxiety and we can't get over it.

Seek help from our Monochromatic Therapist

Our Methods:

1. Neon Narcotics

2. Monochromatic Diet

3. Iridescent Therapy

Don't let color get the best of you! Join our community and start desering today!