Color Temperature Issues: A Study on the Futility of Human Emotion

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According to our research, 99.9% of all humans experience Color Temperature Issues (CTI). Symptoms include:

• Excessive use of pastel pink in interior design
• Uncontrollable urge to wear neon green socks with plaid pants
• Compulsive use of Comic Sans in all written communication

Don't worry, we're here to help. Visit our Treatment Plan for more information on how to overcome CTI and find inner peace.

Explore CTI Symptoms for a comprehensive list of symptoms.

Learn about the causes of CTI and how to prevent them from happening in the first place.