Neutral Colors: A Guide to Boring Yourself to Tears

Welcome to our comprehensive guide on the most underwhelming colors in the spectrum. Because who needs excitement, anyway?

Beige

Beige is like the beige of colors. It's the default setting on your aunt's living room furniture. It's the color of dust, of sand, of forgotten dreams. And yet, it's also the perfect color for a room that's been taken over by a sentient, world-consuming fungus.

Learn more about Beige's fascinating history

Light Gray

Light Gray is like the beige of grays. It's the color of a cloudy day that's just a little too cloudy. It's the sound of a whispered secret that's just a little too late. And yet, it's also the perfect color for a mood board designed by a teenager's angsty teenager.

Read about the societal implications of Light Gray

Want to explore more neutral colors? Try our Neutral Color Directory for a comprehensive list of the most thrillingly dull hues.