FEATHERED RAGE: A Pink-Hued Abomination

Because who needs subtlety when you can have PINK?

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A Brief History of Pink

Legend has it that pink was first discovered by a group of mischievous aliens in a distant galaxy. They used it to dye the fur of their prized pet, a fluffy creature with a penchant for causing chaos.

The aliens' experiment went haywire, and the creature began to rage against its captors. The pink hue became an integral part of the creature's DNA, and soon the entire galaxy was bathed in its rosy glow.

As the pink-hued creature continued to wreak havoc, the aliens realized that they had created something truly special.

And so, pink was born.

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