It starts with a faint tickle in the back of the throat, a gentle nudge of nausea that grows into a tidal wave of discomfort. This, my friend, is the salivary swoon effect.
As you're stuck in this maelstrom of mucus, you begin to question everything you thought you knew about taste and smell. It's like your brain's attempt to tell you, "Hey, maybe you didn't need that spicy taco, dude."
You'll find yourself wandering the aisles of the nearest health food store, clutching a copy of 'The Salivary Swoon Effect' in your sweaty hands, searching for a cure that'll never come.
Learn about the mangy, mucus-filled memories that lie within.