Luann's Guide to the 7 Basic Colors

According to the experts, there are 7 basic colors. But let's be real, who needs that many options?

See, if you insist on having more options.

Red

Red is the color of passion, of love, of anger, of tomatoes. It's the color of Luann's favorite lipstick.

Green

Green is the color of nature, of envy, of good health. It's also the color of Luann's favorite salad dressings.

Blue

Blue is the color of calmness, of trust, of sadness. It's also the color of Luann's favorite sari pants.

Yellow

Yellow is the color of happiness, of optimism, of caution. It's also the color of Luann's favorite traffic cones.

Orange

Orange is the color of creativity, of excitement, of traffic cones. It's also the color of Luann's favorite traffic cones.

Purple

Purple is the color of luxury, of grandness, of eggplants. It's also the color of Luann's favorite grapes.

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