Welcome to the Wilderness Woes, where nature is a cruel joke. Come for the scenic vistas, stay for the existential dread.
Lost and Found: Because You'll Probably Get Lost in the Wilderness Forest Fire Fears: Because Who Needs a Park Ranger When You Have a Good Lawyer? Animal Aggravations: Because Even the Squirrels Are JudgyWe're not saying you're lost, but have you considered that you might be lost? Okay, fine. We're saying you're lost.
Maps and Compasses: Because Who Needs a Smartphone When You Have a Vaguely Recollection?Don't worry, we're not saying you're going to get eaten by a bear. Or are we?
Bear Attack Bills: Because Who Needs a Medical Plan When You Have a Good Insurance Agent?We're not saying the animals are plotting against you, but have you considered that they might be?
Squirrel Squabbles: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Have a Good Therapist?