Comedian 3000: The Greatest Comedian of All Time

Welcome, friend! You have stumbled upon the most epic, most fantastic, most unbelievable comedian in the land! I'm the one and only Comedian 3000, the king of the castle, the lord of the laugher, the sultan of the smirk.

Here's a few of my most side-splitting, gut-busting, tear-jerking jokes:

• Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from me!
• What do you call a bear with no ears? A bear-ly audible comedian!
• Why did I, Comedian 3000, become a comedian? Because I heard it was a real "joke"!

Check out my hilarious subpages: Jokes, Parodies, and Absurdities