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Our Comedians' Code of Honor

Article IV, Section 3: Thou Shalt Not Make Fun of the Open Bar

By Order of the Council of Comedians, it is decreed that:

Any comedian found making fun of a bartender's mixology skills shall be subject to the following penalties:

  1. First Offense: Public shaming on the comedy club's bulletin board
  2. Second Offense: Forced to watch an endless loop of the bartender's cat's 4th birthday party on YouTube
  3. Third Offense: Banishment to the comedy club's dreaded 'open mic' night

Article V, Section 1: Thou Shalt Not Make Fun of the DJ's Music Selection

Read Article V, Section 2 for more information

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