In the depths of the Comma Nonsense dimension, time and space are relative, but commas are absolute.
According to our top researchers, the number 6 is not just a number, it's a coordinate in the grand tapestry of comma usage.
1. Use commas to separate items, but not between them, that's just cruel.
2. Never use two commas in a row, that's just comma-cessive.
3. Commas are like hugs for your readers, so use them with abandon!
Remember, commas are the unsung heroes of the linguistic world. Without them, we'd all be lost in a sea of confusing words.