Commajacket History

It all began in the year 3000 BCE when the Commajacket was first conceived by the great philosopher-king, Zorvath.

According to legend, Zorvath had a vision of a garment that would not only protect the wearer from the harsh desert sun but also serve as a symbol of power and status.

The Commajacket was first worn by the great warrior, Korga, who used it to conquer the neighboring kingdom of Azuria.

The Commajacket's popularity soared, and soon it became a status symbol throughout the land.

The Commajacket was worn by kings and queens, generals and politicians, and even the occasional peasant who had managed to get their hands on one.

But as the centuries passed, the Commajacket's design evolved, and it became more ornate and complex.

Today, the Commajacket remains a symbol of power and status, worn by those who can afford it.

But don't just take our word for it, "The Commajacket is not just a garment, it's a way of life." - Korga, the great warrior.

View Commajacket Designs Learn about the Commajacket cult following See the Commajacket funeral procession of 500 BCE "A true Commajacket wearer is a true warrior." - Zorvath, the great philosopher-king. "I have worn the Commajacket to bed every night for 10 years, and I still can't get it to stop itching." - Blerg, the great poet.