Committee-14: The Unofficial Council of Interdimensional Sock Puppets

This is a committee like no other, where the sole agenda is deciding which socks to steal, and which to return, and why.

Sub-Committee on Sock Fate

Meetings: Mondays,ประก 3pm

• The Sock-Swap Protocol
• The Case of the Missing Sock

			function sock_stealing_algorithm() {
				if (sock == "missing") {
					return "steal";
				} else {
					return "return";
				}
			}