The Tweet Committee Manifesto

We, the Tweet Committee, have taken it upon ourselves to revolutionize the art of online communication. We demand:

• A minimum of 3 emojis for every 5 words.
• A 280-character maximum, no exceptions.
• That the concept of "thread" be redefined as "a series of 5+ posts connected by a faintly visible line."

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