Committee Budget Breakdown

Where the Numbers Don't Lie (Much)

Overhead Bureaucracy

$5,000,000 (approx. $1,000,000 of which is just our salaries)

For the sake of appearances, we have a fancy office with a coffee machine that only works on Tuesdays.

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Travel and Conferences

$2,000,000 (including $1,500,000 for our annual "Survive the Meeting" retreat)

We're not just flying to meetings, we're flying to exotic locales, like the nearest conference hotel.

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Consultants and Experts

$1,500,000 (or roughly the cost of 300 hours of "synergy" sessions)

We're not just paying people to tell us what we already knew, we're paying them to pretend they care.

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