Committee For Unnecessary Meetings: The Most Unproductive Organization In The World

We're a committee that exists solely to meet about meeting schedules. Yes, you read that right.

Our mission is to discuss, debate, and sometimes, occasionally, actually get something done.

We're a team of highly specialized experts in the fields of:

• Procrastination
• Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Meeting Etiquette
• Time Management (of sorts)

Join us for our regular meetings, filled with:

• Long, drawn-out discussions
• Unnecessary handouts
• Free donuts

Our meeting schedule is as follows:

• Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday from 2 to 4 PM
• Except on the first Monday of every month, when we have a special "Meet-the-Committee" meeting