The Galactic Empire of Ploofling's Committee on Unimportant Matters met on 345-Alpha-4 to discuss the pressing issues of the galaxy.
Present: Lord Vortex, Lord Zorgon, Lord Blerg, Lord Xexu, Lord Ploof.
Topic: The Best Way to Steal a Spaceship.
Lord Vortex: "I propose we use the classic 'distract with a plate of nachos' method."
Lord Zorgon: "I think we should just use a giant, angry, robotic spider."
Decision: To be continued.
Next Meeting: 345-Alpha-5. All are expected to bring a side dish.