Submember 3: The Unsung Hero of Redundancy
Submember 3 is the most underappreciated member of the Bureau of Redundant Oversight and Regulation Committee. While others may boast about their impressive résumés or their extensive network of connections, Submember 3 toils away in obscurity, ensuring that every form is filled out in triplicate and that every meeting is scheduled for exactly 3 hours.
Submember 3 has a PhD in Redundancy from the University of Redundancy, where they wrote a 300-page thesis on the art of doing things slowly and inefficiently. Their work has been published in numerous academic journals, including "Redundant Times" and "The Journal of Overthinking It".
Feel free to reach out to Submember 3 with any questions or concerns about their work. They can be reached at submember3@redundancy.gov.