Our committee is dedicated to creating and enforcing regulations that are redundant, unnecessary, and sometimes contradictory. Our goal is to confuse, bewilder, and frustrate those who come into contact with us.
We have a meeting scheduled for tomorrow at 3:00 PM in the conference room 4-D (that's the one with the sticky floor). Please make sure to bring your favorite pen and paper to take notes, because we will be discussing the importance of having 17 different color options for your report covers.
Don't forget to bring your lunch, because we will be taking a 30-minute break to discuss the merits of our new "Bureaucracy Bingo" game.