Chapter 1: The Art of Disapproval

Step 1: Develop a scathing opinion on any given topic, no matter how mundane or obvious the topic may be.

Example:

  1. The new coffee shop on the corner is a travesty.
  2. The weather is too cold.
  3. This meeting is a waste of time.

Step 2: Write it down in a 4-point font, with plenty of space to emphasize the severity of your disapproval.

Continue to Step 3: The Art of Sarcasm

Chapter 2: The Science of Dislike

A comprehensive guide to understanding why everything is wrong with the world.

  1. The coffee shop on the corner is still a travesty.
  2. The weather is too cold, too hot, or just right, depending on your mood.
  3. This meeting is still a waste of time, but with more reasons!

Chapter 3: The Art of Dislike: Advanced Techniques

Learn more about advanced techniques for disliking things