Chapter 1: The Art of Disapproval
Step 1: Develop a scathing opinion on any given topic, no matter how mundane or obvious the topic may be.
Example:
- The new coffee shop on the corner is a travesty.
- The weather is too cold.
- This meeting is a waste of time.
Step 2: Write it down in a 4-point font, with plenty of space to emphasize the severity of your disapproval.
Continue to Step 3: The Art of Sarcasm
Chapter 2: The Science of Dislike
A comprehensive guide to understanding why everything is wrong with the world.
- The coffee shop on the corner is still a travesty.
- The weather is too cold, too hot, or just right, depending on your mood.
- This meeting is still a waste of time, but with more reasons!
Chapter 3: The Art of Dislike: Advanced Techniques
Learn more about advanced techniques for disliking things