Present: Chairperson Zorg, Secretary Beeble, Members Gorthok, Xexuon, and Zink.
Meeting called to order at 3:00 PM sharp. Chairperson Zorg banged gavel, which was actually just a really loud whistle.
Item 1: Discussion of the impending robot uprising. Zink expressed concerns about the ethics of enslaving sentient beings. Xexuon countered that it's just good business sense.
Item 2: Decision to increase the coffee budget by 500% to ensure optimal productivity.
Next meeting: 3/21/2023. All members are expected to bring their own snacks.
Adjourned at 4:00 PM with a rousing chorus of "La Cucaracha".