Meeting 10001: Chairperson McSilliest called the meeting to order at 10:00 AM sharp. Member Thingamajig was late, but arrived just in time to accidentally superimpose their cat's paw print on the whiteboard, causing a 10-minute delay in proceedings. Chairperson McSilliest declared the delay a "National Security Threat" and ordered a 10-minute recess to allow for relocation of the cat. During the break, Member Thingamajig succumbed to the temptation to borrow a cookie from the break room. The cookie was stolen by the janitor, who refused to return it. Member Thingamajig was seen arguing with the janitor about the meaning of life. Chairperson McSilliest ordered the janitor to return the cookie or face the committee's wrath. The janitor refused, and the committee adjourned.
Resolution: We, the members of the Committee of Unnecessary Committees, hereby resolve to establish a cookie-sharing program to prevent future conflicts.
Next Meeting: Meeting 20001: Wednesday, at 2:00 PM. Location: The usual place. (Unless the cat decides otherwise).
Adjourned.
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