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Subpage 4 of 10: The Committee's Most Vainly Efforts

Subcommittee: The Quest for the Perfect Meeting Minutes

After years of deliberation, we have finally managed to produce a meeting agenda that is 47 pages long and includes 17 different font colors.

Our committee's most notable achievement is the creation of a single sentence that is 427 words long and contains the word 'synergy' 17 times.

Meet our esteemed members:

And don't forget to check out our committee's most prized possession: The World's Largest Meeting Minutes Book