In the sacred halls of Committee Protocol, compromise is not a noble virtue but a desperate surrender. It's the last gasp of a dying idea, a final surrender to the whims of the uncoordinated. When we say "let's just compromise on this one thing," we're really saying "we've already given up on everything else." So, let's be honest with ourselves and our fellow committee members: compromise is just a euphemism for "we're all going to be disappointed."
Rule 4: The Only Real Compromise is No Compromise
Rule 5: Diversity of Opinion is Code for Everyone Getting Nothing They Want
Rule 6: The Only True Loss is Not Getting Your Way