THE COMMITTEE MEETING MINUTES - 2023-01-20

MEMBERS PRESENT:

• John Doe

• Jane Doe

• Jane Doe's Lawyer

DISCUSSION POINTS:

• The importance of proper coffee mug alignment in the conference room.

  • John Doe: "I've seen the mugs, they're all wrong."

  • Jane Doe: "It's not just about the mugs, it's about the overall aesthetic."

  • Jane Doe's Lawyer: "This is a matter of great importance, I'll need to bill this meeting to our clients."

• The meaning of 'adjacent' in the context of office supply closet organization.

  • John Doe: "I've always thought it meant 'next to the stapler'."

  • Jane Doe: "No, it means 'next to the copier'."

  • Jane Doe's Lawyer: "We'll need to get a dictionary to settle this once and for all."

DECISIONS:

• The mugs will be rearranged to face the conference room.

  Motion passed.

• The office supply closet will be reorganized according to the Oxford English Dictionary.

  Motion passed.