Reports are emerging of a full-blown committee crisis unfolding in the usually staid and sedate Committee Chambers.
According to sources close to the situation, tensions have been running high as Chairman Bert and Vice-Chairman Burt have been at odds over the most minor of matters.
As of press time, the fate of the committee remains uncertain, but one thing is clear: the prophets of doom who have been warning of this very outcome for years are now having the last laugh.
Stay tuned for further updates as this situation continues to unfold.
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