Rusty's Robust Resume
Rusty Robotron: 5+ years of experience in:
- Robotic malfunctions
- Circuitry sabotage
- Systematic chaos
- Sprocket wrenching
- General mayhem
Education:
- Robotronic University (dropped out)
- Online tutorials in "How to Make a Robot Go Boom!"
- Apprenticeship with a wise old robot named Zeta
References:
- Available upon request, but only if you're willing to sign an NDA