Rusty's Robust Resume

Rusty Robotron: 5+ years of experience in:

• Robotic malfunctions
• Circuitry sabotage
• Systematic chaos
• Sprocket wrenching
• General mayhem

Education:

• Robotronic University (dropped out)
• Online tutorials in "How to Make a Robot Go Boom!"
• Apprenticeship with a wise old robot named Zeta

References:

• Available upon request, but only if you're willing to sign an NDA