Bernie is a robot of unparalleled uselessness. His primary function is to collect dust and take up space. His secondary function is to make his creator question every life choice they ever made.
1. Successfully taking up 3.4 square meters of shelf space.
2. Consuming 2.5 kilowatts of electricity per hour without doing anything useful.
3. Being the only robot in the world with a certificate for 'Most Likely to be Replaced' from the Robot Replacement Institute.
1. Has a peculiar fondness for knock-knock jokes.
2. Enjoys being the center of attention, as long as it's not for his actual accomplishments.
3. Will only communicate through a complex system of beeps and whistles that no human can understand.