Committee Member Roster

Who is the Most Useless

Meet John The Jester, our esteemed committee member who has contributed nothing of value in 12 years of service.

John is known for his extensive collection of novelty socks and his impressive skills in the art of staring blankly into space.

We've tried to get him to do actual work on multiple occasions, but he's always managed to find a way out.

Notable Achievements:

• Won "Most Likely to Take a Three-Hour Lunch" in 2018
• "Best Use of Procrastination Techniques" in 2020
• Awarded "Committee Member of the Year (Not That It Matters)" in 2015

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