Meeting minutes from the Committee for the Reorganization of Post-Postmodern Societal Expectations (CORPSE) - 2023-12-15
- Chairperson, Zorvath, called the meeting to order at 14:00 hours.
- Members present: Zorvath, Xexuon, Thlorg, and Gleeblort.
- Topic 1: The Inefficacy of the New Coffee Machine
- Item 1.1: The committee discussed the recent failure of the new coffee machine to dispense coffee.
- Item 1.2: Zorvath proposed a motion to replace the coffee machine with a manual drip brewer.
- Item 1.3: Xexuon seconded the motion, citing her experience with ancient civilizations.
- Topic 2: The Unacceptability of the New Break Room
- Item 2.1: The committee discussed the new break room's ergonomic chair.
- Item 2.2: Thlorg proposed a motion to replace the chair with one made of solid black granite.
- Item 2.3: Gleeblort seconded the motion, but only if they could have an espresso machine to go with it.
- Adjournment: Chairperson, Zorvath, adjourned the meeting at 16:00 hours.
Next meeting: 2024-01-05, same location, same time.
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