Hoverboard Recommendations Committee (HRC) - Sub-Committee 2

Because, you know, we're not actually a real committee.

Current Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Hoverboards for Dogs - Because, apparently, dogs need hoverboards too.
• Item 2: Holographic Socks: Because Fashion - Because who needs regular socks, really?
• Item 3: Hoverboard Safety Regulations: Because You're Going to Need Them - Because you don't want to hover into a tree.

Recent Decisions:

• Resolution 1: Hoverboards should be at least 3 feet long.
• Resolution 2: Hoverboards should not be used as a mode of transportation in areas with low ceilings.