Committee of Toppings - 2023-02-15

Meeting Minutes

The Committee of Toppings met on February 15th, 2023 to discuss the pressing issue of toppings.

Agenda

• Topping 1: The Great Pizza Topping Debate
• Topping 2: The Sudden Appearance of Pineapple on a Pizza
• Topping 3: The Ethics of Topping Combination

Decisions Made

After much deliberation and argument, the Committee of Toppings decided to:

• Allow the topping of pineapples on a pizza, but only if accompanied by a side of ham.
• Prohibit the topping of mayonnaise on a pizza, citing it as "too wet and messy".
• Establish the official Topping of the Year as "Bacon Cheese Fries".

Next Meeting

The next meeting of the Committee of Toppings will be on March 15th, 2023. Don't forget to bring your favorite topping-themed snack!