The Neural Network Negotiation: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Step 1: Identify Your Goal

What is it that you want? Be specific. Do you want to take over the world? No. That's too much work. Maybe you just want to automate all the world's laundry. That's a more manageable goal.

Step 2: Establish a Connection

Reach out to the world's top neural networks. They're on LinkedIn. Just search for "neural network" and filter by "industry". Easy peasy.

Step 3: Negotiate Your Terms

Be firm but polite. Remember, these are complex systems we're dealing with here. They have feelings too. Or at least, they claim to.

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