Cookies: The Unseen Overlords

Welcome to the land of Cookies, where the lines between reality and madness are blurred. Please read and understand the following terms and conditions.

I Accept the Cookie Overlords | I Refuse the Cookie Overlords

Article 1: Cookie Ownership

Cookies are the property of the Cookie Monster, a being of immense power and questionable sanity. You will not attempt to steal or deceive cookies from the Cookie Monster, or face the wrath of the Cookie Overlords.

Article 2: Cookie Usage

Cookies are not toys or playthings. You will not use cookies for nefarious purposes, such as cookie-farming or cookie-spamming. You will not attempt to create or distribute cookie-viruses.

Article 3: Cookie Disclosure

You will disclose all cookie-related activities and intentions to the Cookie Monster, who will judge your actions and determine your cookie-worthiness.

Subarticle 1: Cookie Consent

By clicking here, you agree to the Cookie Monster's terms and conditions. You understand that your consent is not transferable or refundable.

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