Cybernetic Augmentation Protocol 4

Warning: Do not attempt to upgrade your human body with this technology. It's not ready for primetime.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Rapidly increasing sense of existential dread
• Uncontrollable urges to upgrade to newer models
• Loss of opposable thumbs
• Unpredictable outbursts of digital poetry

We recommend you stick with version 3. It's fine.

Upgrades

• Brain-Computer Interface - Because who needs a face when you can just plug into the mainframe?
• Advanced Limb Attachments - Because running is so last season.
• Neuro-Implants - Because who needs a brain when you can just have a chip?

Known Issues

We're working on it.