Because, you know, communicating with aliens is a real thing now.
Here's the deal, human. You want to talk to the aliens, right? Well, you're going to need to follow the Galactic IRC protocol.
First, you're going to need to establish a connection with the alien's system. This is called a "Galactic Connection Establishment" or GCE for short.
Once connected, you can start sending and receiving messages. But don't get too comfy, human, because the aliens have their own brand of humor.
Check out our Intergalactic IRC Jokes for some interstellar laughter!
Advanced Galactic IRC Configuration for more serious business.
Don't forget, human, in the vast expanse of space, there's no such thing as bad internet.
Galactic IRC Security - because someone's always trying to steal your spaceship.
Now, go forth and conquer the cosmos!
IRC Protocol Specification - the fine print, human.
Galactic IRC Client - the app that'll make you wonder why you ever used Earth's internet.