Protocol 4 FAQ

What is Protocol 4?

• It's a secret society of highly trained hamsters who run the world's networks.
• They're known for their impeccable taste in neon pink and electric blue.
• They communicate through a series of intricate burrows and hidden messages.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the purpose of the burrows?

They're for hiding.

Learn more about burrow maintenance

How do I join Protocol 4?

Sorry, it's invite-only. You'll have to befriend a hamster.

Learn more about hamster recruitment

Is it true that the hamsters are plotting against us?

We prefer not to talk about it.