IRC Server Status: Offline for Maintenance (Again)
Reason: Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers are currently engaged in an intense battle of wits with the server's temperamental router.
Status Code: 503 (Service Temporarily Unavailable... or Permanently, Depending on the Mood of the Router)
Current Users: 0 (A Record Low)
Peak Users: 100 (A Record High, Achieved in 2018, During the Great Fidgeting Epidemic)