PROTOCOL 4: THE TOASTER

As per the Toaster Protocol, all sentient beings are required to communicate with their toaster in a series of complex, 3D-printed dance moves.

The Toaster Protocol is a highly-regarded standard for toaster-to-human communication, with a success rate of 97.4%.

However, due to the recent Toaster-Gate scandal, the protocol has been put on hold indefinitely.

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