About Paranoid Dictionary

Panicked yet? Good. This is where it all begins. The Paranoid Dictionary is your guide to every anxiety-inducing scenario. From social interactions to everyday tasks, we've got the words to make you question your very existence.

Explore our Phrases of Despair for the most soul-crushing phrases to use in high-pressure situations.

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious about Brick Walls, we've got a special section just for you.

But wait, there's more! Check out our Dictionary of Regret for all the things you could've done differently.