html Prono-Dictionary: The Ultimate Guide to Being Totally Paranoid

The Paranoid Dictionary

Featured Terms

Welcome, paranoid friend! Here are some featured terms that will help you navigate the complexities of being totally paranoid.

Suspicion Matrix

A 10x10 grid of potential threats, each one more insidious than the last. Use it to plot your every move.

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Conspiracy Chart

A flowchart of interconnected plots, guaranteed to drive you further into the depths of paranoia.

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Tinfoil Tapes

Pre-recorded explanations for every occasion. Because you never know when you'll need to cover your tracks.

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