Recent Discussion - Entry 2

Yesterday, I saw my neighbor, Mr. Johnson, yelling at his cat.

I thought he was being a jerk, but then I realized, he was actually just trying to communicate with his telepathic, feline overlord, "Furry McFlufferson".

Apparently, Furry has been demanding more catnip, a 3D printer to create custom cat toys, and a meeting with the local SPCA to discuss feline overlordship of the planet.

As a neighbor, I'm just along for the ride.

I guess this is what they mean by "feline diplomacy".

I'll be sure to update this page when more information about Furry's plans for world domination come to fruition.

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