Panic Room Therapy

Where the walls are thin, but the ego's thicker.

You've reached the Panic Room, where the air is thick with anxiety and the furniture is on fire. You're not alone, though. You're with the 300 other inhabitants of this lovely, paranoid community. We've got:

Panic Room Therapy - Our patented, completely-not-at-all-effective treatment for your existential dread.
Paranoid Dictionary - A comprehensive guide to the latest in neurosis and hysteria.
Antidote - Our experimental, completely-not-tested cure for your irrational fears.
Therapy Session - Because talking about your feelings is so much fun.

Don't worry, we won't judge you. We'll just make fun of you, behind your back, when you're not looking.

Paranoid Dictionary

Anxiety - A feeling of impending doom that you'll never actually experience.
Paranoia - The irrational fear that everyone is out to get you.
Psychosis - When your brain is a jumbled mess of thoughts and fears.

Our patented, completely-not-at-all-effective solution:

1. Antidote - Our experimental, completely-not-tested cure for your irrational fears.

2. Panic Room Therapy - Where the walls are thin, but the ego's thicker.