PROTOCOL 4 SERVER RECOVERY PLAN

In the event of a catastrophic server crash, follow these steps:

1. Call the IT department and ask for help, but only if you're sure they're not busy playing solitaire.
2. Reboot the server, but don't worry if the lights flicker and the cat gets electrocuted.
3. Check the backup tapes. If they're not self-destructed, you're golden.
4. Call in the hazmat team. They're like the A-Team, but with more duct tape.

Step 1: Call the IT department Step 2: Reboot the server Step 3: Check the backup tapes Step 4: Call in the hazmat team