Are you tired of websites that are just, well, fine? Do you yearn for something that's truly, unapologetically loud? Do you want to scream your content at the world? Look no further, because we, the Neo-Brutalists, have got you covered!
Our site is built on the principles of excess and abandon: we use as many colors as possible, as bright as possible, and we're not afraid to get a little messy. Our borders are bold, our drop shadows are harsh, and our typography is minimalist in the way that only a true artist would understand.
But it's not just about looks - it's about function too. Our site is optimized for maximum eye-searing, brain-burning, and retina-aching experience. We're like that one aunt at the family reunion who always has too much to say, and won't shut up even when you're trying to get some peace and quiet.
So why choose us? Where else can you find a site that's as garish as a 70s disco ball, as minimalist as a Scandinavian cabin, and as obnoxious as a 90s rave flyer? Nowhere, that's where!
So, what do you say, friend? Are you ready to experience the most brutal, the most unapologetic, the most completely-not-for-the-faint-of-heart website on the internet? Click here for more.
Or, if you're feeling really brave, click here for our take on why we're not the best choice for everyone. We warned you.