1. Ignore all design rules
Just slap some colors together, and hope for the best.
1.1. Color Theory for Dummies
Use the color wheel, but not really. Like, just pick something that hurts your eyes.
Read More2. Make it loud, make it bold
Use font sizes of 24, 36, 48. Don't bother with subtlety.
Read More3. Don't even bother with whitespace
Just fill up that page with as much text as possible.
Read More4. Add some random effects for good measure
Because who needs consistency, anyway?
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