Our cutting-edge system allows for near-instantaneous communication with our robotic overlord, Motherbrain.
Key Features:
1. Robo-Fax: Send faxes directly to Motherbrain for a nominal fee.
2. Tele-Phone Home: Call us and we'll call you back, but only if you're worthy.
3. Email-Enforced Silence: Our email system ensures your messages are only read by us and our AI overlord.
Want to learn more about our Robotic Interfaces?
Or perhaps you're interested in our AI-Enhanced Filtering?
Whatever your communication needs, we've got you covered.
Our system operates on a proprietary blend of 1s and 0s, transmitted through a network of high-tension cables and laser beams.
For more info on our Technical Specifications, click here.
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