Report 3: The Unreliable Narrator

Section 1: The Great "I'm Not Lying" Debate

Our team's favorite debate is over whether or not the answer to the question is indeed the correct answer. We're still arguing about it.

Some people say yes, some people say no, and some people just say "Who cares?"

Section 2: The "I'm Not Lying, I Swear" Protocol

We've developed a new protocol to deal with the "I'm Not Lying" phenomenon. It involves a lot of hand-waving and shouting.

Our protocol is 100% effective, or so we tell ourselves.

Section 3: The Unreliable Narrator's Guide to Sarcasm