Rule 1: The Sacred Text

Our most sacred and revered rule, the one that keeps us all from descending into chaos.

This rule shall be read, memorized, and revered by all members of our community.

Any member found breaking this rule shall be subject to ridicule, scorn, and possibly a sternly-worded letter.

Continue to Rule 2: The Art of Not Being a Dickhead

Note: The above content is a fictional and satirical take on community rules, and not actually meant to be taken seriously.